So two guys walk into a bar, just kidding far from it, two guys are walking in the darkness illuminated only by the street lamps which flashed irregularly like a murmured heartbeat, or at intervals similar to commercial breaks, give or take, Rey holds his own light whose rays are much more constant, like that of children in an orphanage, as his source shines bright still he begins to elaborate their purpose, a hill comes into focus rising high above the trees what stands before us is not a forest but rather a densely wooded area in what is normally a suburban landscape populated by three or four thousand, rough estimate, we've always taken the path less traveled but this time we followed it, we didn’t talk much I might've grunt on our way to the top once or twice but Jay stayed silent, strong as an ox I would say his strength preceded me, I couldn’t take him, happy to have him as a partner, but still we moved methodically over the bushes fallen down trees and stumps that should have been grinded, I thought they were supposed to fill this land with a supermarket, I’m glad they haven’t, even though it hasn’t happened yet I prospect, this town would be ruined, I stayed moving and said, are you okay? In the lead like cheer he followed at a safe distance, safe enough to see my missteps and learn from them, we were quickly at the top, what we were chasing might have been for not but the evidence lead us here, we needed to coincide it, as rag tag private investigators we had to see it through, the ground disturbed was enough showing for us to be on our way but Jay took a rock threw it and once it went suspended we couldn’t walk away,

Top of the hill dropped a pill of mescaline
Excavating holes in the ground near by park
Dead in the dark seen shadows me and Rey
Peep with flash lights we pay no mind
We keep trotting down the road smoking a bogie
Hitting up the nearest pint shop
I’m ready to get my whisky shit just missed me
Rocks being thrown at my dome piece
Niggaz forget I was pitcher in little league
Introducing heat rocks tossed nothing in the wind
Rey jots it in his note pad like chipper and glad
I take out my ectoplasm detector finding shit
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So fast forward twenty minutes of fret and stares
Walked into bar hold my gat in the holster
Bouncer frisked me I showed him
The badge he acted shifty
Cannon I begun to grip g
Chatted up honey bunnies
Told em I’m Sargent Jay Magnum
“ how ya doing” don’t cha got a clue and
Ask the bartender for a mimosa
Scoped the place out looking for clues
My partner Rey Tosem
Asking around while I’m in the back
Finger banging the bartender
Who’s thick, big tits and slender
Think she had a triple d bra on
Hearing weird noises while she’s poised
For more, we hear a roar
I pull out as she’s cumming
Draw my pistol thinking it’s about whistle
We see slime mixed with green lights
Horror noises and eyes popping
Dead bodies dropping weird gas releasing
Read about this in “evil dead” thesis
Book of the dead readings I hear from the lobby
Sucker with a chain saw arm
Rides a hell bike saying “ pay for your sins”
Whips the chain grabs Rey by the throat
Smoked off dope saw clones rose
I start popping off split they wigs
I got three in the chamber
One in the clip
Shit about to get thick
Saw the sky darken and moon turned red
Zombies and ghouls begin to feed
Hearing noises down the road

Run back to the whip
Shit won’t start
Grabbed my spare gat
Popped the trunk grabbed the shotty
Dropping zombies left and right
Heard a voice say
“This is Halloween tonight”