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by Mister Yo

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1.
In an attempt to shape up his daughter he bought her a doll house, Rey Tosim, father of the month, he picked up the phone from the receiver to talk, to the host from the ad in the post, this comes as a warning, then the line was cut without warning, outside it was snowing, in pants that are soaking Rebecca trudges through it into the path home, her father wasn't still on the phone, c'mon now, take off all your clothes, as a puddle began to form on the floor in front of the door, it was to no fault of his own but when Rebecca was nine years old is when the incident first occurred, now she is twelve and her mother is with us no more, Rey flashes back to the same age and thinks oh my, how the tables have turned, the tile was cold, as he thinks about his only child grown and on their own every day at school is a concern, her blonde hair bounces as she runs to the next room over it was in that moment he couldn’t help but to remember how her eyes had gleamed over with glee, hunched over holding scissors, the life insurance investigation wasn't a cake walk but once we were paid up it was time for a talk, the folds in the corner of her mouth would vanish whenever a subject arose that was morbid, if you have an open wound you better close it, or cover it with a bandage at the very least, she caught a glimpse of the miniature figures and the furnishings with them that would go in the equally as small building her dad bought, smalls eyes darted back and forth keeping focus on the girl but no one seemed to notice, she looked at her dad and said, what am I supposed to do with this? And that was it, a gift to forget, and when morning dawned upon us where the doll house laid last evening was where it still sits…
2.
She waited with bated breath, the weather was freezing, twenty degrees F at best, Rey seen her and crossed the street immediately steam seeped from his head like a vent, out of breath Rey said panting, hey, how about some coffee, he's been jogging since a quarter to six and worked at the warehouse around the corner at seven, which was in fifteen minutes, but this, this was more important, hesitant she reached into her pocket and pulled out her cell phone/wallet contraption and answered, only if you’re buying, it’s easy to get by when you’re handsome, Rey Tosim took her hand… The smiling diner's an ironic name, cos nobody inside it's got a lot to say that's not complaints, although the coffee’s great, she followed Rey, a wobbly stained table in the corner where they conversate, she told him that her name was Laura, he told her she was pretty but she played it off and straight ignored the compliment the waitress came to take the order, she said sausage eggs and bacon plus a steak with sauce and put it on a single plate last thing I ate's the day before the day before and Rey adored her, he said I'll have a coffee and the waitress left, Laura gazed intently at his face to check if she could gauge Rey's intentions it was a failed attempt he never gave the game away, he didn't break a sweat, he said tell me what you've done today, she said I cut myself to numb the pain, dealing with depression is an ugly game rolled up her sleeves revealing bloody stains, Rey wasn't phased, he said keep that to your wrists cos we don't wanna risk injuring your lovely face, the waitress brought the coffee and food, Laura wolfed hers all down barely stopping to chew, Rey was watching her move feeling butterflies, she asked how long the drive was to his house and he said under five minutes we could walk it if you wanna try, she said come let's go I love the snow I'm sick of being stuck inside, Rey said first I'm off for a piss, I'll get one more refill on my coffee then dip, cos I've been out jogging since a quarter to six, and I'm feeling exhausted as shit, and strangely for a place like this that gives off such a shitty vibe, with everything inside it looking filthy grotty damp and filled with grime the coffee's actually really nice, as Rey took a piss with bated breath, impatient for amazing sex, Laura slipped a pill into his drink and watched it sink as it was fizzing, the bait was set, Rey paid the cheque, at 8 they left…. I think I'm going to be late for work, in a car, with a girl, without a shirt, where did the time go? the first thing I heard was her chatting it up on the phone I stir like mixing ingredients in a bowl, okay, I gotta go, she touches the screen of her phone rubs Rey’s bare leg he looks down to notice his sweats on the floor, this whores, hand was soft as it cupped his balls, real good, I'm thinking these windows have to be tinted the front end was spacious with no recollection past breakfast he had to question what happened to get him here, his speech was groggy, vision, half impaired, the woman shhhed him like a child while the fingers of her other hand ran up and down the full length of his privates, she was taking the time to unfurl each individual curl of his dark pubic hairs, ensnared she was not, her breasts flipped and they flopped once she started to jerk Rey off her pace was steady, then varied, he thought this would be a great way to spend an evening but I'm not even close to coming, I wonder what else she has done to me, the beat was rhythmatic, getting closer now to the climax this women brushed her hair back behind her ear and leaned over into my lap with mouth wide open like arms and fastly approaching, Rey snapped her neck before her teeth could sink too deep
3.
Dead ‘em on these nightmare on elm street 45 magnum in the Jeep Cherokee Swords tucked under the hoodie Knives in the my hands and sleeve Walking to the spot with some bogeys on me Straight jacket hacksaw match wits With cats on the stoop staring at me and Rey They holler “ayyo Jay Magnum”“Rey Tosim” I respond just Cagney and lace em They start stalking and slow walking after us Ready to bust thinking we trespassing I dead zone ask em this ain’t “purge night” We can dust off with the friendlies I’m willing and ready Then I get a text homie been popped “Don’t go to the spot theirs 5-0waiting” We dip back to the whip Got a “burn notice” on us Start it up with no lights on See a dark caddy pull up next to me at the light Buck a few through miss is by inches I’m in a pinch tires get hit We abandon ship dip back postal code loaded Hit homes, can I crash at your crib Rey and I hit the streets like we running track meet Going down Dark alleys being chased by killers with blades Masked up machete things with black hoodies on Dipping like we flying the red eye I’m asthmatic so I’m outta breath Gotta find a spot where I can rest Drop my blades down the sewer So we can make maneuvers Dip thru my mans basement unseen Saw flashing lights down the block Not picking up for “no caller I’d” Had a feeling we was being watched like swamp thing Hearing alarms saw some dead rising gone with the wind Seen my man try and snatch steal our lives Started throwing tables Tanking out the wall electrical cables Finally broke some windows Rey went first and broke his ankle I went second clipped my wrist like a suicide We ran thru kept going til with hit a wall Couldn’t climb couldn’t run and hide til we just died Idle hands made for bad plans We just wanted chronic so we can be bionic Instead we end up cut up on the floor… Except I didn’t want the chronic, I wanted to study the strain laced with something godly, both Jay and I heard stories, Rey kept the cellular close to his body charged up like a battery in case of emergency, beep Kathleen from where we lay still dizzy from the fall, say something along the lines of, where in the fuck are you? We’re bleeding and it’s bad sun, you already got the location so why are you waiting? Magnum’s wrist watch ticks, his blood accumulates into a pool just as steady, I disconnect the phone call and mutter, hurry up, my twisted ankle dangled pain shot up from that area I crawled or could have tried hopping but I just wanted to get my boy to stop bleeding, my only injury hindered me greatly but his wounds were grave deep, if we could only hold out until Kathleen came we may not have to bury Jay, today was unrelenting, relentless, the chase continued, to progress, then the sing song of birds chirping wake me up from a dream, starting to slip into unconsciousness from the pain, surface long enough to hear the young God talk, Rey, why is it so dark? Close enough to peep the kids watch, eleven o’ clock, didn’t know what to tell ‘em, because its night out and we're hiding like night owls in this basement? From outside the window I heard what could have been mistaken for movement, glass blew open so the wind could be felt when it set the air in motion, colder than cuts, a silhouette appeared near the brush, a thin black shadow walked to us hunched, one followed behind it that was much more stout, it was Kathleen and George Stark, I shut my eyes and thought.
4.
Listening to Rancid, Ruby Soho on the stereo in my room, she was a rude girl who refused my first date offer at the bus station, mini skirt operator like a prostitute for hire, burn marks on her legs that could have been from a tractor, or her father, he approached with a smile and she replied, I only do anal, he stuttered but, but that wasn't what I was going to ask you, sorry if you're not a paying customer, the back of her head was layered, a girl who looks like she likes to get severely beaten, I might 've, seen her in a gangbang from kink, my fascination was immense as she departed I stepped in the same direction then retracted back to my apartment where I could sulk in silence or plot a plan of action, once home Rey got on the computer to do some research, the topic was pornographic, hours had passed before he noticed it was morning, surfing like the waves were here, it would appear, his hunch was correct, one scene and her name was Francesca Bell, twelve men at once grabbed at her crotch through her skirt and her shirt was ripped off with an actual decent amount of force that her whole body jerked forward if it wasn't for the three fingers in her cunt she would have fallen flat on her face, of which one of the actors slapped and then spat on after saying stand the fuck up whore, another slap echoed in the almost empty chamber, they dragged her with what little amount of hair she had to a table where another guy smacked her even harder causing her head to ricochet off that same table, another pinched her mouth together for someone to put their dick inside it which she didn't resist or struggle, she opened the hole wider to get told close it and suck that dick harder we all know you can do better pig slut, it was silent except for the yeah uhhs of the actors and the glurp glurping of Francesca which quickly turned into gagging as she had a dick in each hand experimenting with the hidden palm cock technique, they all gathered around the table and the camera angle ascended higher to show her limbs spread out like a spiders servicing six dicks before the view moved under one of the performers, pumping in and out of her like, you go girl, with the focus on a not so tight asshole they hurled a couple more insults before standing her up right and the six studs in the front rotated around to make room for the six others, bent over the table her ankles were now tied to its legs and a line had formed behind a spectacle meant for Caligula, obviously they all penetrated her in sequential order, I'm sure you get the picture, Rey saved the scene to his hard drive to watch again later, he skipped breakfast and dinner slowly withering away like shrivel he wanted something Asian like London Tipton so he placed an order to the Chinese pick up not delivery then began to walk to the place, paid with a couple of faces and asked for a fork to go, and then again… there was that girl… Confused when he shouted, Francesca, she looked backwards, he ran up to her, let me pay for an hour… I’m not on the clock, can we figure this out? as they walked onward a car passing by them honked, sure… I see you already got lunch, that’s fine let me take you out, is there somewhere you would like to stop? here is fine as they stood underneath an awning that looked like it was about to drop, the dropping canvas that would have let the rain in could have been a metaphor of things to come, he opened the door… into a dungeon, she entered first not really concerned he followed un coerced outside of the door someone shouted some obscenities, the mechanism clicked into place as Rey stood standing anxious the door closed behind them silencing any obstructions from the public, he looked around at the walls so far away, what is that framed and are those chains dangling restraints… I hear a scrape, followed by a bang, and much to my dismay something like a bag with the consistency of a rag was placed over my face, yet he could still breath, someone, is dragging something, then crack went, both of my knees, please, God help me, Mary, Jesus, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I’d scream but it’s getting harder to breath, Rey must have been hyperventilating from the pain, more hands stand the moron to his unresponsive feet throw him into a chair and wheel him into the street, where a car screeches to brake, he felt like Johnny Knoxville in Bad Grandpa rolling down that hill uncontrollably, except, this wasn’t fake, before Rey could cross the road like the chicken an automobile couldn’t stop and hit him…
5.
I create a crepe to eat in the morning, the signs were placed as warnings, the disc jockey spins another song on the radio as the driver makes a wrong turn, now it's up to her to maneuver, the terrain with one foot on the brake okay, now give it some gas, he flicks a fag then complies, then puts in a mint, face like leather he crept unseen in the trees around their vehicle, more fuel like diesel she said to the driver of the Neon, let's get out of here now that were free of the debris that you didn’t see, another thing impeded their progress, as Rey Tosim I promise, the barricade will keep, a strip was placed in haste as they approached that wasn't anchored at the base so it would become hard to trace, out of his options this one was the most deployable, never unemployable, this was just much more fun, a cell phone amplified by speakers rung loud and clear through its receiver, as the cement blocks that blocked and eventually stopped the driver of the Dodge Neon got out and hauled off the obstruction he spotted… Sunday driving, the wife in the passenger I drive with my mind on nice things like smashing her flashing the indicator, instigate the turn to the hidden forest track an instant later an instant sway to the left, then take the next basic step, fade left and then wait with bated breath but then we see the dense debris, and hence we need to steer the car near a farm, clear a path, and then we're free we enter deep and endless trees surround us and briefly it seems that endless peace has found us until ahead a shape is clearly formed it's some concrete blocks, I'm sure this wasn't here before no thought to clear the path, then I'm sure I hear a laugh I ignore it and force the morbid fear to pass don't wish to scare the wife, but I'm thinking where's the knife and I need to regain focus like a blinking pair of eyes but I'm sinking, bare in mind that there's nobody for miles Rey'll toss 'em, yeah he'll throw bodies in piles but he won't body a child like the villain, George Stark who's known to roam these parts, often killin' 'fore dark I'm willin' more cars to make their presence known but only the cicadas make their pleasant drone we could take the lesser known southern trail, others fail to make it through the pine trees, might be just another bail I'm standing by the blocks while I'm planning like I'm lost as I watch a tossed rock drop, landing by my socks before I can react I saw him walk and span the gap with an air of ease, so carefully, he's stalking and I'm trapped the wife screams and life seems to move in slow then I see a knife cleanly slice deep into the bone of my arm, lost my calm, what's my chance of escape? once he cuts off my arm, toss my arse in the lake what's a last minute break if I leave the wife behind? I see her frightened eyes, I just need to buy some time so I plead her like a pilot gotta take off and take flight he swings again, which I shake off and fake right daylight fades as it ambles on to dark as I break my daze, the wife scrambles from the car the knife slices easy as the breeze coming through the trees the last thing I see is Eva running through the trees.
6.
Rey watched from a distance, the wind was calm from above leaves fell down on his hood like floating paratroopers, his car was black and would match just about any other vehicles description in this precinct, save for the identification number, in the passenger rode a duffel big enough to smuggle large amounts of narcotics out of the country, he reached in and produced a set of binoculars uncovered them and peered into the distance, a park bench came into focus where a lone couple sat looking happily ever after, Rey was about to change that, from his bag he grabbed a bat like Slugger’s, little and subtle he took steps to decrease the distance between he and the couple, I should have noticed the construction just west of the playground but too late that doesn’t really matter now, Rey was closing ground, the baseball bat was round, discolored from tar Jorge Posada’s and weighed about 2 pounds, he got it from his grandpa, “my mom wants to be a grandma”, the baseball bat came down, loud yet without a sound from behind Rey pressed the wood around, two people slumped over and falling ever so more down, fuck it, the time is now, dragged them to the car, the trunk was large and spacious enough for two bodies didn’t want to get the back seats bloodied, inserted the key into the ignition like R. Kelly, it started with a thunderous roar like the muffler or exhaust system needed maintenance, no one noticed and he rode off into the sunset while the leafs collect, Billy the Kid was ambushed and shot dead, what a way to live, I drive until I find something suitable enough for two people taken too soon, he just has to, and a row of junipers comes into view off the side of the road, if I had to say… a little overgrown and he’s about to fertilize them more to grow, his door opens slowly behind a curtain of evergreen scenery as the sun set ever so gently, buried in a makeshift grave Rey had to make haste, he looked up and saw another place where children may play…
7.
So two guys walk into a bar, just kidding far from it, two guys are walking in the darkness illuminated only by the street lamps which flashed irregularly like a murmured heartbeat, or at intervals similar to commercial breaks, give or take, Rey holds his own light whose rays are much more constant, like that of children in an orphanage, as his source shines bright still he begins to elaborate their purpose, a hill comes into focus rising high above the trees what stands before us is not a forest but rather a densely wooded area in what is normally a suburban landscape populated by three or four thousand, rough estimate, we've always taken the path less traveled but this time we followed it, we didn’t talk much I might've grunt on our way to the top once or twice but Jay stayed silent, strong as an ox I would say his strength preceded me, I couldn’t take him, happy to have him as a partner, but still we moved methodically over the bushes fallen down trees and stumps that should have been grinded, I thought they were supposed to fill this land with a supermarket, I’m glad they haven’t, even though it hasn’t happened yet I prospect, this town would be ruined, I stayed moving and said, are you okay? In the lead like cheer he followed at a safe distance, safe enough to see my missteps and learn from them, we were quickly at the top, what we were chasing might have been for not but the evidence lead us here, we needed to coincide it, as rag tag private investigators we had to see it through, the ground disturbed was enough showing for us to be on our way but Jay took a rock threw it and once it went suspended we couldn’t walk away, Top of the hill dropped a pill of mescaline Excavating holes in the ground near by park Dead in the dark seen shadows me and Rey Peep with flash lights we pay no mind We keep trotting down the road smoking a bogie Hitting up the nearest pint shop I’m ready to get my whisky shit just missed me Rocks being thrown at my dome piece Niggaz forget I was pitcher in little league Introducing heat rocks tossed nothing in the wind Rey jots it in his note pad like chipper and glad I take out my ectoplasm detector finding shit [break] So fast forward twenty minutes of fret and stares Walked into bar hold my gat in the holster Bouncer frisked me I showed him The badge he acted shifty Cannon I begun to grip g Chatted up honey bunnies Told em I’m Sargent Jay Magnum “ how ya doing” don’t cha got a clue and Ask the bartender for a mimosa Scoped the place out looking for clues My partner Rey Tosem Asking around while I’m in the back Finger banging the bartender Who’s thick, big tits and slender Think she had a triple d bra on Hearing weird noises while she’s poised For more, we hear a roar I pull out as she’s cumming Draw my pistol thinking it’s about whistle We see slime mixed with green lights Horror noises and eyes popping Dead bodies dropping weird gas releasing Read about this in “evil dead” thesis Book of the dead readings I hear from the lobby Sucker with a chain saw arm Rides a hell bike saying “ pay for your sins” Whips the chain grabs Rey by the throat Smoked off dope saw clones rose I start popping off split they wigs I got three in the chamber One in the clip Shit about to get thick Saw the sky darken and moon turned red Zombies and ghouls begin to feed Hearing noises down the road Run back to the whip Shit won’t start Grabbed my spare gat Popped the trunk grabbed the shotty Dropping zombies left and right Heard a voice say “This is Halloween tonight”
8.
The door was left wide open as they were unloading their groceries, a quiet family of three in a neighborhood that didn’t garner much attention from the police, because it was deemed safe, the gate stayed locked at the entrance only accessible by key code or pass word and watched over by a man or girl in a booth, but with the rise of technology you could now get through with a censor on your car’s windshield, everybody felt their, days go by undisturbed, even start to blend into a blur, Rey chose the houses methodically, a lot of information went into the lofts he would stay, always got away, almost left a semen stain so he'd take the whole sheet, many victims of rape claimed they didn’t want it, yet somehow Rey Tosim never got those charges placed upon him, he's been doing this since grade school and it started with his own neighbors, comfortable in the room above the second floor where he could hear all their troubles, “no honey, daddy’s not coming home for supper”, don’t know why he wanted to but needed, knew where everyone slept from the ceiling, would drop down on occasion to survey the layout, usually when everyone was out and this particular house was no different, when she would take the children to kindergarten and be gone some nine or so hours Rey would hop down and take a shower, take what little he could without notice and return to the attic, not one bit problematic when it came to sharing someone else’s residence, considerate enough in the aspect that he would wash his own dishes, even run the vacuum cleaner if needed to reduce his own dander, the plans were, to ransack random homes, Rey would do it alone, irresistible charm, usually no guns involved, the moving truck arrived on schedule at the bewitching hour of the devil, Rey gathered together like herding cattle the two kindergartners at peace beneath the covers snuggling their stuffed animals against the pillows, he felt like Noah, and no ahh, chloroform isn’t expensive when you manufacture it, the kids had their own little special retreat in the extended cab of the trailer, their mother lays lethargic in her master suite like she was just stricken with Typhoid fever, Rey whispers, I’ll come back for you later, and begins to, carry out furniture like a professional mover, the silverware and China were tucked aside weeks prior, walked out the display vanity case like two step dancing with a child, up next was the recliner, love seat, washer and dryer, Rey was no amateur kept the dolly and straps in the back of the trailer, the entertainment stand was a burden but it had to go also, TV too, understand kid he could always come back for seconds, thirds even especially taking into consideration how today was the first day of the weekend, no one would notice their absence, he pulled out the chains and cable to hook up the Honda CR-V SUV to the receiver hitch, no steering required, definitely no driver, the sun started to, peek above the clouds like playing that Whack-A-Mole game with a rubber mallet at the arcade, had to do one more thing, mom was still sleeping dreamlessly he could’ve taken the easy route out but no way, he, said you’re gonna ride with me, the wine she drank last night was expertly laced she, happy as a bee when it pollinates had no complaints, they, backed out and then slowly drove away… Shit, Rey took ‘em to the warehouse which was right up the block and a place where various staff attendants would process what he brought to them for compensation, the demand for infants was at an all-time low but yo check it the price was nice for kids ages six to ten, I might've, hit the jackpot with just them, someone’s ex wife’s life lacked excitement because once the effects of the sedatives faded she made no attempts at resistance, one of the many ways Rey likes them, he thought she'd, make an exceptional addition to the club in the basement, Club Canibus, where every Thursday night is open mic, chicks be crawling on the floor like cockroaches and chilling on couches like cushions, some would, even be swinging from the ceiling like Spiderman in cages, except naked…
9.
I come bearing gifts, an armful of breads clasped to her chest like a second set of breasts, oh yeah? well when I come you'll be bearing children, she smiled uneasy then laughed, his quick wit was unmatched and she was beginning to feel more attracted to him by the minute, she's only made his acquaintance once or twice before made possible through relatives, his demeanor was thoughtful and he was the first to unburden her load, she smiled again as he closed the door behind them, wine filled the glasses and caramelized onions thickened the air with their aroma, on the stove boiled a lobster its pleas for colder water could not be heard any longer, even though she loved the feel of his touch she still flinched every time she felt it, Rey took her offerings to the kitchen then came back to help off her jacket, bashful after his hand slid past her tits Rachel finally stammered a sentence, to him, the warm air from his breath still lingered on her neck, in between gasps what she had to say held no relevance to what she actually meant, his fingers ran through her hair from behind and softly graced the tip of her ear before hanging her coat on the rack in front of the stairs, on the bottom step rested a cat whose eyes were closed just like hers, she wanted to moan but figured it’d be inappropriate, oh well, Rey was chilled to his bones took the hint and grabbed Rachel’s ass real hard, the next sound was even louder now out wanders niece Alice to greet her Aunt Rachel, we kind of took that as our que, the lights were dim in the dining room, she looked over toward him for any sort of confirmation regarding the seating arrangements but he was so full of grace that she forgot what she was thinking, a marble statue chiseled from the renaissance is what she remembered when he stood momentary, Rey handled the glass by its stem and made sure on the transfer to trace the skin that covered the delicate bones of her wrist, the fragility of the feminine form was something he always marveled, she leaned into him feigning like she was falling it was her sister who made the first comment, they sat down next to each other regardless, you’d have thought this was a high school desk with what was happening underneath it, the oven started beeping, something had to be finished and Rey couldn’t have agreed more, an audible splat hit the floor now it seemed to be his turn to moan… 1 800 REY RIPS
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All lyrics written and recorded by Mister Yo/Rey Tosim
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Track 1 produced by marni and kxrn
Tracks 2, 4, 6, and 8 produced by marni
Track 3 produced by JRSAMPLES
Track 5 and 10 produced by Bleach Merchant
Track 7 produced by 舞桜 and Bleach Merchant
Track 9 produced by MY/ST
All tracks mixed and mastered by Bleach Merchant
Album artwork model is Daizy Cooper

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